Where God Doesn’t Look

Belle (Penelope Kay) approaches a priest (Tommy Pistol) and confesses that she’s been feeling tempted by sexual desires, even though she knows she should save herself for marriage. The priest advises her to find strength through prayer and penance, but Belle asks about what to do if that’s not enough. She begins to debate with him about the Church’s obsession with virginity, and suggests that having sex in the ‘other place’ – the bottom – doesn’t count. And even if anal sex DID count, wouldn’t it be a lesser sin? If everyone sins anyway, isn’t it better to do a lesser sin and then ask God for forgiveness?

The priest becomes increasingly flustered, as Belle suggests that if she did give in to temptation and have sex, wouldn’t it be a lesser sin if she did it with a good man – a man of faith – rather than some godless stranger? Belle continues to tempt him, saying that God would forgive them if they strayed just once. The priest gives in and agrees to fuck Belle in the ass, which she secretly knew he would… and soon enough, the priest will find out what else Belle knows about him.