If You Want the Role, Show the Camera How Well You Can Suck the Director’s Dick

My boss is shooting a horror film! I heard it all through the baby monitor. Sure, I’m just a babysitter, but if he gives me a chance, I know I could be a great actress. I’m a huge horror fan. When I asked him if he was still casting, he totally blew me off. Fuck it, I didn’t move here to wipe up noses and pick up toys. I was ready to do anything for that role, and I was already on my knees, begging, so why not take advantage of that position? I’ll show the camera and my boss all my talents. I’m ready to follow the director’s orders.